Monday, December 08, 2008

Can you run the country without politicians?

This was  the reaction of our former  Sleeping PM  H.D Deve gowda in response to the public outrage after Mumbai attacks .

Referring to the outburst against politicians, he took the media and the urbanites to task!!. "What nonsense is this? Why do you think only politicians are a burden? Can you run the country without politicians or without a captain or PM? Do you want autocracy and dictatorship,''

" Saaaar, We are very sorry to wake you up. Hope all the terrorists go to hell for making loud noises in mumbai and woke you up. For your kind information , our country is better off without politicians like you. With all the crores and crores of money you've made by looting people,  I think  you can settle down in switzerland or honolulu. Please take your Ogre sons also with you".

Not even God can keep me awake
You guyz think i am sleeping?..Naah i am thinking
Leave me alone guyz. I need to sleep.
See, I can do a sleep walk also
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Deve gowda is one of the worst scum bag politicians india has seen. He and his worthless sons  have gobbled up people's  money . Petty theives look like  saints in front of these guys

Sunday, December 07, 2008

Oasis

Am I seeing a light at the end of the tunnel or is it just an Illusion?.

Frustration , anger , depression these are the emotions i am going through from last few days . I have left my country 15 months back but still coudnt leave my love for this country.  Coudnt sleep when mumbai was bleeding. I am moving towards atheism but still i said "Please God".  When it ended i said "Thank God".

Has the people's anger reached its height? or is it just a short term memory. I find India's media  very immature and medicore. Politicians are Elected terrorists. People are dying . No security no infrastructure nothing. Our country is crumbling.

The more i see the societal awareness in this country the more i hate ours. When will we rise above petty issues. When will we stop being racists. According to me indians are the most racist people in the world. They fight for language, religion, Region, Caste and Etc. 

I hope, hope is not a mirage in this Anarchic desert.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Again!!

The Terrorists have struck again!!. Bomb blasts in Assam , 60 people killed and 300 people injured.
Whats happening to my country. Is there any solution to this. Innocents are dying. How many people are killed in these kind of blasts this year.

The blame game has started. Shivraj patil condemns blasts, Advani and BJP condemn UPA , Mulayam and Lalu blame BJP for condemning Terrorsists . Why dont these politicians die in  bomb blasts?

Now, I am afraid. Really really afraid for my Near ones and dear ones.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Wicked Humans Kill an Innocent Animal

Bozo the clowns that is " Our indian Public" and pea brained scumbags that is forest department officials and police department people pounced on an innocent Leopard and throwed stones on it, Hit it with lathis. The poor animal succumbed to the stress and injuries. 

The unsuspecting animal which is a resident of small sanctuary like forest around chamundi hills accidentally strayed into the City limits of Mysore . Humans turned into animals after seeing it and started chasing it. The leopard panicked and went into a bush . People crowded around the bush and started throwing stones. With no way to escape the leopard had to attack some people and in confusion ran towards police head quarters compound instead of Forest. Blood thirsty people didnt leave it alone  there also . They chased it into the compound too. And eventually after fighting for many hours it died of stress, excess bleeding and injuries inflicted on by a mob.
The Headless wonders from police department could've controlled the crowds and these Brainless twits from forest deparment could've handled the situation more maturedly instead of chasing it around and panicking it.
I dont have any doubts in my mind about the extinction of wild life in india. All these beautiful beasts will one day be found only in Zoo's and indian jungles ( If they survive the slaughter from Butcher people) will be like old empty dilapitated haunted Houses.
Now looking at this picture brought tears into my eyes. This is the height of cruelty.  These people should be subjected to chinese torture . These people should be stoned  and hit with lathis till they die.

Monday, September 15, 2008

India Sleeping

" Shocking ! Unbelievable !" I am reading this Headlines everywhere after Delhi Bomb blasts . My take take on this is " Shame on India !! Shame on you laid back attitude "

1,2,3...24, 25... I've lost count of the blasts that have happened in india in last decade. I am sure many more are to come. It is the sickening laid back attitude of the people of india and Governance body that we are in this state.

Indians from all walks of life should start a civil disobediance movement in india . They should stop paying Income Tax, Property Tax , Road Tax, VAT etc. Why should wepay all these to Government ? Just to see our near and dear ones blown to smithereens? . All the politicians should be whipped in public and should be made accounted for whatever they do. They are just busy in their own number game of seats .

Why is our Railway minister silent now. He was crying to lift the SIMI ban. Our Union home minister instead of looking into internal security of the country was singing praises of Afzal guru.

Keeping Aside the Government and system. The attitude of indian society is also very disturbing. We have this "Adjusting" habit in our blood. We get adjusted to any kind of situations. History has shown us that we never fight back against these Pea brained scumbags called Terrorists . As soon as we get a news of blast .
We call all our family , Friends etc. and give a sigh of relief !!. No one is hurt. We are even happy as some one else’s mother , father or brother is killed not ours.

Why not fight back?. We dont have to have Take a Gun and wage a war but we still can make People societies or groups to educate people and have neighbourhood watches.

Act now or suffer later !!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Dushta-avataram

Mr Kamal Hassan you've been in the industry from last 35 years but do you know what is Acting?.
Alas, The heath ledger is deadOr else i would've sent you to him to get some acting lessons. But you can still try to get some acting lessons after watching Daniel Day-Lewis in"There will be Blood". Heath ledger played the role of Joker in dark knight but you're a Joker .

I wonder why you didnt play the Role of Asin and Mallika Sherawat yourself!! In that way no other Clown will beat your mega crap record. You could've also made record by eating 1000 masala dosas at one time or drive a scooter on the pot holed streets of bangalore continously for three days without stoping or else try to be upside down for 3 days continously.
Did you pay anything to the make-up artistes at all or took all the money to yourself ?. Zoombies in " Dawn of the Dead" were better looking than your skin diseased roles.
Have we not seen enough of you in Patti (Grandma) role in "Avaii Shanmughi" or "Chachi 420" ? Which is in turn a disgusting remake of average movie Mrs Doubtfire.

All said and done Dasavataram is nothing but Plain Baloney from Sycophant Kamal Hassan.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

One more

Took One more SAP certification on June 27th and cleared it . got 87% , Infact 7 % more than last time.

now i am Solution Consultant SAP NetWeaver 2004s - Business Intelligence !! :P

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Just Like That

Been a long time away from blogging. Life has been too hectic and monotonous.
It's been 10 months since i came to US . Life has been on the fast track . I get up at 7:00 AM , Get ready reach office by 8:30 , Attend meetings , conference calls then work, work and work . By the time i reach home it will be 7:00 in the evening. Then have dinner , Browse net , check mails and ooohsssh i am totally sloshed and call it a day. Its the same routine everyday or same s**t other day. I have put on lot of weight also!!. Duppu keeps commenting on my bulging beer belly . It has become her favourite punching bag!!.
Cant beleive myself that Just a couple of years back i was a Gym freak and used to preach people on keeping themselves healthy and fit. Hmmn i have changed soo much or rather my tummy :P .
When i look back the last 10 months of my life. I dont remember a single day in terms of significance as there is nothing happening . If the same routine continues for another 30 years ( If at all i make it :P ) and when someday i sit and retrospect on the days i spent . I may be without any good memories at all.
I wonder if i am in some mad race and not sure where the finishing line is or rather what the finishing line is?!!. Recently i was reading a poem on a blog this is written by a teenager in a New York hospital, terminally ill with cancer. Its called Slow Dance . I was too touched by the last few lines of it.
" You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast. Time is short. The music won't last""Life is not a race. Do take it slower. Hear the musicBefore the song is over"

So the eternal challenge is to slow down take a break or do a retrospection and start over all new again.
Hmmn time for me to slow down.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Fear

Lately i have taken a lot of liking towards watching Horror Movies!!
I just love the Thrill and Goose bumps you get when watching alone with Lights switched off and munching popcorn furiosuly in tension.( I have put on a lot of weight due to this habbit :P )
Alas, there is a flip side to it. Right now i am living alone in a single bedroom house.The ghosts in the movies are always alive in my head!!. My heart starts beating fast Whenever i goto kitchen to drink water in the midnight (A la urmila in bhoot), I am sleeping in my bedroom and suddenly wake up expecting a ghost standing at the edge of bed and warching me!!. A hand coming from below the Cot!!hehe It sounds amusing but beats the shit out of me :P.

I had an interesting Experience after watching this movie called "Exorcism of Emily Rose".The whole movie is very Aesthetically made and most of the movie is in Court. The movie is about A girl called Emily rose who dies Following a prolonged Mystery disease.Movie is actually based on a true story which actually happenned somewhere in the rural England. A priest is accused of Negligient homicide of Emily . A lawyertakes up the case and tries to prove that her death was not due to the negligience from priest side. But as the lawyer gets deep into the case and starts researching into it. She finds out that Emily was really possessed!!.Truly engaging movie with haunting music.
There is a scene in the movie where Lawyer keeps waking up at 3 in the morning and starts hearing weird noises comingfrom somehwhere. She cant understand why she wakes up at 3:00 AM daily. Later While interrogating the Priest in the court Room, The priest tells About How the first time Emily gets possesed. Emily would've been possessed at 3:00 AM as it is called the "Witching Hours" and during this time DEMONS make a mockery of God. Written somewhere in bible.It is only at this time Ghosts are usually very Active!!. This statement hits the Lawyer( Holly Hunter) like a thunderbolt. You should see the Expressions of Holly hunter, Amazing Acting.
After the movie, some friends Came Home and I went out with them for Dinner . By the time i came home i was very tired and i just crashed on the bed. I woke up very thirsty sometime in the night. Went to kitchen drank water and came Back. I just saw What time is it, It was 3:02 Am!!.
I sat bolt upright , All my sleep was gone. Ooh man !! Surely this cant be happening. This is not True!!The rest of the night was Lousy. I couldnt close my eyes. same thing happened next day also.
Time to stop watching horror movies I guess :P. But neverthless the Goose bumps are worth it :)